That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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