I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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