when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The power of my boobs compel you
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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