Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
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Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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