i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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