We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sober January is a disaster.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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