I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I party with great urgency now.
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