I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
