she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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