apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just found a bag of teeth...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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