lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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