I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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