My room smells like vodka and shame
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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