Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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