So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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