Please, let me fuck your mom
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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