there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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