Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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