That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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