with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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