she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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