Quick, to the slutcave!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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