I wish I could punch you in the face.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I still have a little drunk in my system
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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