Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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