Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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