is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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