i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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