Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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