so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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