please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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