Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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