We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I met the friendliest cop last night
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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