i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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