from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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