Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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