dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Dignity is for republicans.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
