Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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