What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
How naked do you want me to be?
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