Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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