Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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