I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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