windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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