He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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