can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
