How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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