We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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