Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Even my vagina gasped.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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