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(415): View more from California

well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart

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(951): View more from California

better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???

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(217): View more from Illinois

you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012

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(516): View more from New York

i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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(804): View more from Virginia

He likes Jesus. Game over.

(804): View more from Virginia

Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table

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