The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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