...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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