Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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