I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i think my cat just said my name.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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