hotel room ftw
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
