So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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