HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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